Monday, January 19, 2009

Things Heard Around The Smith Household 2

Moose was been home from school sick last week. We were sitting next to each other and he was still in his pj's. He looked at me and very seriously explained, " Mom, you know when my pj's are up like this, it's because my penis is up. It's up because it's inflated with pee. That's why it stands up sometimes" (He really DID use inflated!) So I looked at him very seriously said back to him, "Why don't you go to the bathroom?" He jumped up and ran off after saying"Ok!"

I tried to laugh quietly until he was on the way back.

Boys. Photobucket


Anonymous said...

OH my goodness! LOL I only have girls!!

Front Porch Society said...

WTF?!? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Boys. Wow. My jaw dropped open when I read what he said. Man, I am so glad I am a girl!!

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Leslie, it was so funny. When he said it to me,I had to try so hard not to laugh. That would have really upset him.

I love my stinky boys. I don't think I'd know what to do with a girl. The pink section of Toys R Us scares me. Even as a little girl it scared me, I'd run in grab what I was after and run out.

Evil Transport Lady said...

OMG! LOL! I only had girls, BUT they too had "issues". :)

Front Porch Society said...

Yeah, I played with horses, trucks, and indians when I was a kid. I ran the neighborhood with the boys. We fished, played cowboys and indians, all that boyish stuff.
I remember whenever somebody dared to buy me a barbie doll. I would chop off their hair, pop off the head, and glue the head on backwards. And then give it to my sister. hehe!!
Um, yeah. I had issues. I am sure a psych doctor would have something to say about what I did to those barbie dolls, too!! ;)

Anonymous said...

OMGosh! ROFL!!! hahaha.. I laughed so hard I woke up my officer! Ooops!

Officer "Smith" said...

Yeah, that's my boy.

Officer "Smith" said...

BTW, what's a "Hosehold"?

Oh, and the word verification on this comment is "unicro". Is that what that Channel 5 News guy uses to pluck his uni-brow?

Mrs. "Smith" said...

I really shouldn't try to blog when I'm tired! Thanks, hon.