Weekend Mornings

"Moon sand, moon sand, the sand that you can moon?" Wait, that can't be what they said. Ok, they said the sand that you can MOLD. .....why would you want a toy to rot? Never mind the mindless commercials during cartoons, just sip the coffee and try to wake up. "Mom can we get (insert junky toy that needs batteries, is noisy, or has easily lost parts)?" "Coffee, first cup. Talk to me later. "