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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The "Strange Picture Thing"

Thought I'd give it a go...

1) What age will you be at your next birthday?
.38
2) A place you'd like to travel?
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi97.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl235%2Fleben_aidyl%2Frussian.jpg&searchTerm=russian&pageOffset=14
3) Your favorite place?
ocean

4)Your favorite object?
pearls
5)Your favorite food?
beer

6)Your favorite animal?
giraffe
7)Your favorite color?
green
8) The town in which you were born?
oakland
9)The name of a past pet?
socrates
10)A bad habit of yours?
interrupting
11)Your first job?
babysitting

12)Your favorite song?
bolero
13)Your favorite holiday?
christmas tree
14)Your favorite sport to watch?
rodeo

15)Favorite thing to do?
MBA

16)Your nickname?
nutmeg
17)Favorite hobby?
reading
The question I'm adding:
18)What is your favorite foreign accent?
russian


That was fun, long, but fun. Let's see what any trolls have to say about me now. The rest of you feel free to comment, too. ;-)

Friday, February 22, 2008

A Play on Steroetypes

This guy is having a Bad Day:
Boxhead

Maybe this is why:
Dead Doughnut

Thursday, February 21, 2008

That's Rough

It took me about 2 seconds to get this.
That's rough

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hi, honey!

The kids and I were driving though "Smith"'s city today on our way back from lunch when we saw him with another officer and a cadet. I decided to turn around so we could say hi. Turns out, they were taking bets on if I was going to pull an illegal u-turn. I came close, but then saw the "No U-turn" sign.
Like I said, I came close to it...what was he going to do, write me a ticket?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Nice Quiet Field Trip? Think Again

I took EMT classes years ago, and even though I never worked on an ambulance, I've put those skills to good use. One of my kids has had febrile seizures, and the first time was when we were going to take a ferry ride, people called 911 and the cop who came out couldn't believe I was the Mom because I wasn't screaming or freaking out. Another time a chin got split open, stitch count:3. Minor surgey to remove a mole, I helped hold my child down. One child stabbed the other with a piece of bamboo, no stitches just on open wound to take care of - it was pretty small, though. There have been the usual splinters to remove, as well as the dime that got put up the younger one's nose. (He did it to himself). I didn't expect that training to come in handy today.
My older son had a field trip to a local region park's newt ponds. He asked if I would go, so I made arrangements for my younger son to be picked up from school. He wanted me to go so I could see where he'd gone on a walk with his Dad, and thought I'd like the newts. We took a 30 minute or so walk up the hill to the ponds.
We saw lots of newts, some were even mating. There were egg sacs all along the sides of the pond, and we put lots back in the water because the water level in the pond had gone down some. After that the kids and their teacher went up a hill on a hike, while the class aide, another parent, and I stayed at the bottom and watched.
The three of us caught up with the rest of the group, (it's a small class, with less than 10 students), at a tree on the other side of the hill. One of the kids was climbing in the tree and fell. When he got up, crying and making his way to the teacher, his forearm was bending where it shouldn't - several inches above his wrist. All I could think was that that arm needed to be kept still, how was I going to do that? I used my jacket for a sling and tied an Ace bandage around it and the child so it wouldn't flop around. We looked for a sling in the first-aid kit but there wasn't one. The class aide and I walked the child down the hill and out of the park to her car. My son came along, even though he really wanted to stay.
We got to the school and the child's parents were there waiting for us. The class aide explained what happened, and I told them I'd get my jacket next week, when the kids go back to school. I told my son on the way to the school how proud I was of him for not griping about leaving with us and about how supportive he was of his classmate. I also got him lunch from outside instead of having him eat the one I'd made for the trip.We've made plans to go back to the ponds, this time with little brother in tow.

My son's teacher called later in the day to say, "Thanks". He said he'd had some training, but nothing close to what I had. My son said he was glad I went with the class today and that I was "cool" because I didn't freak out, just wrapped up his classmate's arm and helped get him back to school. That's one of the nicest things I've heard in a while.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

What's A Mother To Do?

I'm watching some tv, and for giggles decided to flip over to VH1 to see what was on. Turns out it was a commercial, but the cable display on the bottom of the screen read, "Flavor of Love 3: Casting Sp". My older child child reads it and out of nowhere says, "Great, more whores on tv".
I'm not sure if:
1) I should be shocked at his language, or
2) Be proud that he recognizes what money grubbing, back-stabbing, low-life, and just generally icky women they are.
Either way, I must say that I was laughing my ass off inside where he couldn't see it!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

"What Weapon You Should Use/ What Weapon Are You" quiz

what weapon should you use.

sniper rifle

you like to keep your distance and pick off your enemies from far away

Take This Quiz Again
What Gun are you? Part 3

50 caliber sniper rifle

NICE!!!! Power to take down small airplanes always come in handy.



Wow, 2 of those funny little quiz things you do for laughs came up with similar answers. Me as a sniper rifle twice...I can live with that.
Gee honey, kinda makes you glad we get along so well, doesn't it? ;-)