If You Are Easily Offended Or Don't Like Parodies, Skip This

Woe is me, I have E.D.,
And have a limp wee-wee.
Bless my soul, in the hole it won't go,
So no nookie for me...Until
VIVA VIAGRA!
VIVA VIAGRA!

What is it about a bunch of guys who can't get an erection sitting around with each other moaning about their plight to an Elvis tune that is supposed to sell medication for that problem?
"Smith" and I were watching the tube and one of those bloody commercials came on, and we started joking about it. He made some comment about one of the guys singing from the side of his mouth, and before I could stop myself, I said "It's because he had a stroke...and now only half his (deleted) goes up". He lost it, and I did too.
I guess somewhere down the line karma will catch up with me, but it was funny when it happened.