Stand Back, I'll Burn You

I was at Safeway today in a favorite cashier's line. While I was being rung up, some guy leaned forward and said, "Where's this for?", while holding up a Kohl's gift card. The cashier said, "Kohl's". The genius then said, and I kid you not, "The store?". My cashier just nodded.I was standing there doing deep breathing while trying very hard not to turn to him and say, "No not the store, it's for a new computer brand". Luckily my "good" side won that wrestling match, I got my receipt and left. My "good" side loses often enough, sometimes with funny results. We were at the Monterey Bay Aquarium a while back, at the jelly fish exhibit. There was a cylinder tank of them and this teen aged boy walked up and said, "What are THOSE?". Without thinking I replied, "Dogs, they're dogs", it was just another "Duh" moment that I seem to attract like a candle does a moth.