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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Ah, The Sweet Smell

The other night we were enjoying the cool air coming in through the sliding door, when the fragrance of pot smoke came wafting into our place from our neighbors downstairs.

I went to the door and took a deep breath.

Then proceeded to bellow, "I just LOVE getting a contact high from my neighbors' dope smoke!!!!". Then I slammed the sliding door shut, stomped across the floor to the bathroom and slammed that door, too.

According to Smith, Moose sat there speechless and Snake said,"That's it, Mom's lost her mind."
All I know is that I haven't smelled anymore smoke yet.

7 comments:

Evil Transport Lady said...

ROFL! I had to laugh......dopers are so stupid!

USAincognito said...

LOL!!! I bet your neighbors about shit their pants when they heard you yell that! And to think.....next door to an officer! tsk. tsk. The nerve!! Or should I say the stupidity....

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Excuse the language, I've had 2 large gibsons. And when I indulged, I made damn sure my neighbors WOULDN'T smell it.(And I haven't in YEARS!!) Jimminy fucking Christmas, I've given them my cell number so they can let me know when they're smoking. I've told them I don't really care, I just want to close the door so the kids don't smell it.

USAincognito said...

Yowza.....you would think they would at least call you then...but then again...maybe they are afraid of Mr. Smith....

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!!! What idiots, next door to a cop too!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay... that is totally something I would have done and said if my neighbors were doing that!!!!

oh and heres a website for the tshirt ofcr Smith was wanting..

http://shop.cafepress.com exact photo of what he posted!!
-Dispatcher

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Thank you so much Dispatcher!
Mrs. S