Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Three Of My Favorite Words

Ass-fault: The butt crack that is visible when pants are too short

Crotchfruit: Horrible child(ren)

Loindropping(s): See above

I know I've used the last two before, but they're so descriptive. If you have any favorites, let me know.


Evil Transport Lady said...

Hahahahaha!..........I love it:)

Liz said...

Me was the first person I heard use "Gilligan" to describe someone of low intelligence. I like that one.

I also like Buttface because it's a classic, it's underutilized, and it's not quite swearing. It's also the name of one of my parent's cats. My little brother named him (they didn't really get along).

Holly said...

Tipsicated - What I wish I was at work.

Crapweasle - the bank/kids/hubby I deal with every day

Twatsicle - a certain person I am forced to work with.

Trampire - Those girls who wear those clothes.

I am SO stealing yours BTW...hope you don't mind!

Anonymous said...

Owwwww.... Wow, crotchfruit, that one is so bad ... but so discriptive in certain cases.

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Liz: Those 2 are wonderful. We use Butthead around here, that's one of the few the boys can say.

Holly: I love "Twatsicle". And "Trampire" reminded me of another one of my favorites, "Slitch". (You figure it out.) We used to call a group of guys at school "Pods", their counterparts were called "Tampods" ;) And use "my" words to your heart's content!

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Copswife: Ya, they're bad, but sometimes the "nice" words just don't do the situation justice.

Officer "Smith" said...

You forgot Tramp Stamp. The intricate tatoo girls get on the small of their back / top of their ass, that shows when they wear their low cut jeans.

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Yup, there's the good ole Tramp Stamp, right above their Ass-Fault!

Front Porch Society said...

Love the list!! :)

Anonymous said...

LMAO, still laughing!!! Asshat is one I have seen here in the blogosphere. I like it!