I hate being a parent today. I despise every crotch fruit I have seen today and do not want to be around anyone under 25 right now. I'm going to take a bath now.
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3 weeks ago
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And hand in hand on the edge of the sand They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon.
Moondancing
CURRENT MOON
Followers
About Me
- Mrs. "Smith"
- Wife to Officer Smith, Mom to Snake and Moose, loving, responsible daughter to my parents. Trying to be the best person I can be in a difficult world. I think I cuss too much and am not a good Mom, but my kids love me, and I make them laugh so I can't be too bad. I love to cook. Aquariums, zoos, and museums, and getting new books rate high on my "Fun-To-Do" list.
Favorite Quotes
THOMAS JEFFERSON, letter to John Melish, Jan. 13, 1812
"It is the duty of every patriot to question his government"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin
Franklin
A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn bearing assault
vegetation" - Robert Bullock
"It is the duty of every patriot to question his government"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin
Franklin
A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn bearing assault
vegetation" - Robert Bullock
Perusings
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Thanksgiving Letter to the Family5 months ago
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Police Promotion Party4 years ago
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For Sammy...7 years ago
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The New PostSecret Book9 years ago
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- Meat in the Street11 years ago
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11 Years Ago11 years ago
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We Moved!!!12 years ago
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What Cop Wives Want (and Need)13 years ago
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Goodbye14 years ago
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Wow it's been a long time!14 years ago
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Good Bye, My Friends, It Was Great14 years ago
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3 comments:
Calgon ,take her away!
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*HUGS*
Just a really rough day. Thanks for the hug.
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